Motorcycle Momma

May 5th, 2009

The curious thing about this picture is that the dude fucking the Angelina Jolie fake looks a little like Brad Pitt. Now I’m thinking that, if this couple really wants publicity - instead of adopting babies everywhere - I think they should do everyone a favor and copy this photo right here. I bet that that publicity stint will wind up on the front page. Now that is news.

Angelina

May 4th, 2009

Another fake. And another reason (maybe) to get hooked on Angelina Jolie. Another reason to look away from her advocacies or whatever you may wish to call it. Like i said, engaging in humanitarian efforts is commendable but sometimes it appears that they are overdoing it and most likely, they are in it for the publicity. (Heck, i could be wrong still. ) All i wanna point out is, if yer gonna get involved in like saving the poor and the oppressed, you would not make such a big deal out of it. These celebrities should learn a thing or two from Vanessa Redgrave.

Ms. Mighty Breasts

May 4th, 2009

Angelina Jolie remains to be a darling to so many people i suppose. Despite that previously she came out as the evil, man snatching vixen to Jennifer Aniston. But anyways, she’s been reaping good karma with her humanitarian efforts and she continues to shine in Hollywood with her thespian skills and her pretty, pouty lips. Now her humanitarian efforts are great but most of the time can come off as becoming too self-righteous that they annoy the heck out of me. Why? Well, Paul Theraux once wrote, “the impression that Africa is fatally troubled and can be saved only by outside help—not to mention celebrities and charity concerts—is a destructive and misleading conceit.Thank god there are fakes like this to balance the goody two shoes, white girl from the “first world” out to save the world thing.

Girl, Manipulated

May 4th, 2009

Neat-o. Another good fake. The backdrop is kinda kewl and again (unless you look hard enough), that part with the head meeting the neck is almost seamless. Truly wank worthy and could be mistaken for the real thing perhaps. But there are marks missing that could potentially throw people off track: angelina jolie’s tattoos. Now if there’s an artist out there who is meticulous enough to include the tattoos - let me know. Would like to get my hands on those pics.

Foxfire

May 4th, 2009

I thought it’d be cool to kick off this blog with this photograph. Nothing hardcore, nothing so kinky. Just the pretty Angelina Jolie and her famous lips, staring out the window with her “beautiful breasts” just hanging out enjoying the breeze. Now now this is how a greatly manipulated photo should look like: seamless, clean and it sorta makes you wonder to no end if this is really a fake or not. Well, what do you guys think?


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